Posted on Thu, Apr 17, 2014 at 6:00

I’m not sure what’s more terrifying. Bees, the eventual heat death of the universe, or those cans of biscuits that pop when you open them

Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 21:20

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 20:41
Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 18:00
- Reblog if you are or have been in a long distance relationship
Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 12:00

whiskey-wolf:

$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock

This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.

Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 6:00
I like not being murdered in my own home
Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 4:03
- 「MONSTER GIRL APPRECIATION BRIGADE」
Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 1:24
Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 1:18

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt
Posted on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 1:15
poems from my uncles graves  (via ac-ru)

somewhere there is a 17 year old girl who smells like pomegranates and has summer air tight on her naked skin, wrapping around her scars
like veins in a bloody garden, who won’t make it past tomorrow,

there is a young man, who buys yellow flowers for the woman
in apartment 84B, who learned braille when he realized she
couldn’t read his poetry about her white neck and mint eyes

there are people watching films,
making love for the first time, opening mail with the
heading of ‘i miss you’, cooking noodles with
organic spices and red sauces, buying lemon detergent,
ignoring ‘do not smoke’ signs, painting murals
of his lips in abandoned warehouses, chewing
the words ‘i love you’ over and over again, swallowing
phone numbers and forgotten birthdays, eating
strawberry pies, drinking white wine off of each
others open mouths, ignoring the telephone,
reading this poem

somewhere
someone is thinking
i’m alone
somewhere
someone finally understands
they never really
were

Posted on Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 18:00
Posted on Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 12:00

Every time I’ve posted a picture of myself I’ve lost multiple followers. Alright, I’ll stop, Jesus fuck crackers I got the message already.

Posted on Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 9:11
God I don’t want to be awake this early.

God I don’t want to be awake this early.

Posted on Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 8:27

multiiverse:

in the morning with ohhipeskypie

photos by Anna Demarco

Posted on Tue, Apr 15, 2014 at 6:00
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